This is why you should never, ever get your hopes up. This is why you should see the glass as half empty. So when the whole thing spills, you aren’t as devastated.
Unknown (via stevenbong)

(Source: simply-quotes, via blackpeoplemeeet)


queenofdorite:

phawxx:

I love calling people nerds even though I’m the actual fucking nerd.

"I fuckin hate nerds" I whisper as i walk around a convention in full cosplay

(via alreadyupset)


ridge:

when you tell a guy you’re ready

(via gnarly)

I was a little shocked at the elaborateness of the lie.
F. Scott FitzgeraldThe Great Gatsby (via irritably)

(Source: feellng, via irritably)


lameborghini:

i think what pisses me off more than anything else is the little spot the windshield wipers miss when it’s raining

(via kindahorny)

unfollovving:

pornstarwars:

i got a valentine this year 

What cheat code did u use

(via flushthet0ilet)

thebeastfromthebigeast:

quackenbuschlight:

i remember one time this dude sent me a shirtless pic with the caption “lol maybe u can save this for a rainy day ;)”

and i was like “for what? to keep me dry? because that’s what it’s doing right now”

image

(via yes-shewillbe-loved)

Don’t marry a man unless you would be proud to have a son exactly like him.
Unknown (via obsessiveobsessions)r (via livelifetipsy)

(Source: capecodcollegiate, via yes-shewillbe-loved)


tharealsydshady:

bakrua:

bewbin:

Why do people drink alcohol it tastes disgusting

you don’t drink it for the taste. u drink shit like apple juice for the taste. you drink alcohol to get rid of the bad taste that every awful person in your life has left

Oh my
God

(via xcitizen)